This one concerns the selfishness we all possess. You think someone is your friend but they have their own agenda. They are only interested in their fun. Business people are the worst. They only want your money and don't give a shit about you once you pay up. Acquaintances only interested in their own. Great fun one day when your around. The next day don't seem the same. We need to be honest. Everyone has an agenda, of course. But we also need to see the bigger picture. When I come up against arrogant, selfish pricks it only makes me stronger. Read on....
He's got an agenda
He takes my tend-a
My bill makes him chill-a
But only when I pay
He's got a lotta beer der
In his fat ole sack
But he won't share a drop
Cos he's got his own agenda
He will send ya
Off his turf
Especially if you don't cough up da dough
Only interested in gettin' his bread
Not bothered about your loaf
Arrogant and selfish, that's him to de core
He's got an agenda - you're not part of it
Unless he says so
He wants yer money
But that's it
He's got his hits
And that's his bit
You can't offer
Him anything that will help him
Only money will do to further his causes
This man is too proud
To out reach his hand
To say when he needs
A little more than greed
Cos he's a businessman
That's his plan
And your not part of his agenda
He wanna get his benda
Don't care if you are mended
Dis dude wants to prove
That he is strong on his own
So leave him alone
Don't feed his addiction
That money affliction
Please, if you ever
Come across such selfish folk
One lesson they will learn
Perhaps is to cease
Stop feeding their collection of tenders
Cos your only helpin' der agenda
And doin' nothin' for your value
Next time say fuck off
To the selfish fella
Who fucks you with his patter
And don't then want to chatter
Fuck him and his selfish ways
Better let him on with his agenda
Leave him to his spenders
Instead work on your agenda
And stay away from bendas!
© Iano, 2019
